Lowdown on the Roomies

So BU put me in a quad. I have three roommates. I was a little disappointed at first.

From left to right: Me (extremely tired. judge me not bitchez), Megan & Rosie :)

But now I'm starting to realize that it its AWESOME!!!

I absolutely love two of my roomies, Megan and Rosie. The third...well...I'll get to that in a bit.

For now, here's a cutesy photu.

Megan is possibly the most chilled out person in the world. She sings into hairbrushes, occasionally brushes her teeth while still in her underwear, says 'sex' and 'penis' probably more often than is legal. She's awesome. Period.

Rosie is the cutest little thing ever. Her voice is a high soprano, like a little child. She wears the cutest little dresses and flouncy skirts. She's so sweet and she's really such a caring person. I'm so lucky I have her as a roommate! I absolutely love her - how can anyone not?!

OK. Now the bad news.

So the other roommate...is something special. She's Korean and Skypes/talks on the phone to other people in Korean CONTINUOUSLY which is pretty annoying. She's completely loaded (only wears Marc Jacobs, J.Crew, Louis Vuitton, Juicy Couture and only eats dinner at places that cost more than $100 per head,) And she can't seem to stop rubbing this in the faces of us, the less-fortunate half of society.

As if that isn't bad enough, she practices something of a naked ritual every day.

Yes, you heard right.

A naked ritual.

No, I'm not kidding. And trust me, she is NOT pleasant to look at naked.

This is how it goes.

• Step One: She gets out from the shower and imperiously walks into the room.
• Step Two: She drops the towel (*CRINGEFEST*)
• Step Three: She opens up a bottle of sharply scented lotion.
• Step Four: She now proceeds to SLAP this lotion (LOUDLY) onto her face. 
• Step Five: She does this weird dance and slaps MORE lotion on weird parts of her body that I will not mention here just in case you're happy with your lunch/dinner inside your stomach. 
• Step Six: She sits around naked for, like, 10,000 hours. (OK more like half an hour)
• Step Seven: She puts on something amazingly expensive and completely wasted on her rather large figure.

Oh well. It makes for an entertaining anecdote, I guess.

Aaaalways look on the briiiight side of life!